Don't suicide!

Here is something that made my day:

"Government officials in south-east China have ordered workers to cover a 1,000 ft long steel bridge in butter to prevent citizens from using it to attempt suicide... "and so now we have put butter over the bridge and it has worked very well. Nobody can get up there and nobody who tries ever falls."

Sauce: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/life/2009-09/01/content_8642819.htm